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(Giant uses the front door a lot these days.)
It's the class president.
Why do you come through the front door?
Because I'm the class president. Do you expect me to come through the backdoor?
I'm curious about something.
Where did you get the cold noodle for Ho-dong at 10am in the morning?
- That's what I'm wondering. - I want to know that place too.
I was so surprised at how he was having cold noodles at that time.
- Ho-dong was... - What about having something in the morning?
Ho-dong.
Hurry up.
Come to think of it,
why do you keep being bossy in the front?
Do I look like I'm doing this because I want to?
Why are you up there so often these days?
- Everyone is here, right? - Yes.
These days, I feel like our classmates...
are way too weak.
We are high school students, but everyday people...
talk about their back hurting, legs hurting,
- drinking, being tired, etc. - Drinking...
How can high school students be so weak like this?
- You just talked about your own problems. - What?
You always talk about your knees hurting,
- and how your neck hurts. - That's enough.
You say "Please watch the head" when you are about to get hit with a toy hammer.
- Okay. Be quiet. - I'm tall, but that's all.
"Please watch the head."
So what's wrong with your body specifically?
- Be quiet. - I just want to know.
Anyway. Be quiet.
- Is your body on the verge of a disaster? - Whatever.
- If you die, where will your grave... - That's enough.
I heard your grave would be a kingdom.
(This huge kingdom must be giant-sized.)
- It'll be Seo Jang-hoon Kingdom. - Okay. So today,
we will...
test to see how old we are physically.
Everyone come here and line up.
This is what we're doing?
- Don't we do this in the army? - I can do this all day.
- Okay. - Well you...
Okay. Ready? Go.
- You can't last long like this. - Close your eyes.
Look. I told you. Look at this.
Sang-min. You told us to close our eyes but you keep telling us to look.
- Oh no. - Ssamja, you are out.
- Should I close my eyes? - You're supposed to close your eyes.
- Ho-dong, stop moving. - Ho-dong. You are out.
- Ho-dong, you are out. - I'm not supposed to move?
- I'm think I'm getting it now. - I'm feeling my center now.
I think Su-geun can do this for a long time.
I'm wobbling.
When I look at my wobbling self
I think before you do with your eyes closed, you need get your mindset right.
You need to imagine an object while doing this...
- after your eyes are closed. - I should've done that.
- I'm done. - He's done.
- Isn't that too much? -alright.
I mean, if you can maintain your posture like that, this test is meaningless.
- Then who won the first place? - You.
You are the winner.
Let me tell you your physical age.
Sang-min is in his 80s.
Kyung-hoon is in his 70s.
Su-geun is in his 50s.
Ho-dong is in his 60s.
Hee-chul is in his 50s.
Young-chul is in his 20s.
- I'm not envious at all. - Why?
- But why? - I'm not envious at all.
- Why were we standing? - Why?
I should try it too.
You should go to Miryang and stand in a rice paddy like a scarecrow.
(Wobbling)
You would scare off the sparrows well.
(He's the perfect giant scarecrow to scare away the birds.)
I think he can take care of a large field.
Even if it's just me and Jang-hoon standing like that...
we can protect the entire paddy.
- They'll scare people away too. - Imagine how much they'll annoy the birds.
Anyway.
Let's face the reality. It's time to take care of yourselves.
I heard a strong student is coming today.
So to treat him well,
- We need to take care of our body at all times. - Is Ma Dong-seok finally coming?
- What? - Is Ma Dong-seok coming?
He is in line.
- He's number 112 on the waiting list. - I see.
- So it's going to be awhile until he comes. - I see.
- Okay then... - Then let's ask...
Hey.
(Thump)
- Hey. - What?
(Scared of the new student, he's returning to his seat.
Why are you scared?
(It's the talented man from "Running Man," singer Kim Jong-kook.)
- They are tough. - It's the student patrol from "Once Upon a Time in High School."
- Did you just laugh? - Laugh?
Did you just laugh?
Don't laugh. Don't laugh.
Young-chul.
Look at calm as possible.
I wasn't laughing. This is just how I look.
- Hey. - Shouldn't you be introducing yourselves first?
- Do it right. - Don't stand on one leg.
- Aren't you going to stand up straight? - Stand straight.
Stand straight.
You think this is "Running Man"?
I told you not to stand on one leg.
- Listen to me. - Get your hand off of the desk.
- Why? - Get it off your desk.
- Why should I? - Of course.
I'm just waiting, aren't I?
Two.
You shouldn't let him count to three.
Why don't you count until 100?
Count until 100.
Ho-dong. I keep hearing a mosquito.
It must be summer.
What is this noise?
- Su-geun. - Yes?
- You should do something. - Why?
- One. - He looks comfortable.
- Does he look comfortable? - Yes.
I see how it is.
Introduce yourselves.
I am...
a student from Turbo High School, who has a strong mind and body.
I'm Kim Jong-kook.
There's something you should know.
This is the last school I'd go to.
- What does that mean? - That means that's it.
Did you quit "Running Man"?
I almost quit, because of someone.
(I almost quit, because of someone.)
(Everyone's at a loss for words at the harsh words toward Ho-dong.)
Water...
Why don't you get a surprise notice on your way back home too?
(Is this a declaration of war for Ho-dong?)
- Oh my. - This is so funny.
Why isn't Jong-hyuk saying a word? Isn't he the student patrol?
- He hasn't done it yet. - Introduce yourself.
I transferred from...
Immature Boys High School. I'm Lee Jong-hyuk.
- He's so charismatic. - He's from "Once Upon a Time in High School."
Isn't he from "Once Upon a Time in High School"?
Who threw the milk?
What are you doing? It's just in our classroom.
(This is a one-man show played by a TV-show mania.)
And from the back, Kwon Sang-woo goes,
"Come meet me in the roof.""
- Let us see it. - That was like 15 years ago.
- That's true. - But let's see it just once.
Let's see it just once.
- I don't know if it can be done. - Who plays Hamburger?
Ho-dong looks the most similar.
- You should do it. - Me?
- What am I supposed to do? - You go like this.
Just do this. "Hey, he's not in our class."
"Just go. This is embarrassing."
- And then you are supposed to get hit. - I do?
- You need to get hit like this. - He's never been hit before.
This doesn't feel right.
(Jong-hyuk the student patrol comes to another classroom.)
(Hamburger, the character Ho-dong is supposed to play, appears.)
(Then he gets beat up by Jong-hyuk.)
"Come meet me in the roof."
("Once Upon a Time in High School" Take one)
It's the student patrol.
He's the student patrol.
Who just threw me the milk carton? Come out.
We haven't gotten milk for a long time.
We got it changed to water.
Was it you?
No.
(Getting scared)
- Hamburger, save me. - Was it you?
How dare you.
(This is a complete destruction of the original screenplay.)
What are you doing?
What has gotten into our Hamburger?
Why are you going off the script?
Why are you hitting us?
You are not supposed to hit us.
(Due to him going off the script, this act is over.)
Hamburger, you haven't seen this movie, have you?
- Your clothes... - He hasn't seen the movie.
look like a mosquito net.
That's right. It's to catch you.
I think he's determined.
("Once Upon a Time in High School" Take two)
- Hey. You should consider... - Get out of my way,
you stupid pig.
(Getting angry)
- Get out of my way. Who is it? - He's being serious.
(Punching)
- Come over here. - But it's true.
What did you say?
Why is that pig hitting our own classmates?
Hey buddy.
Don't do this in our classroom. Jong-hyuk, do whatever you want.
(Hee-chul brought back the lady from the tteokbokki place.)
Jong-hyuk...
Jong-hyuk, do whatever you want.
Okay.
- How did he know that? - Jong-hyuk is good.
I know someone who probably threw the milk.
He's tall because he stole everyone else's milk.
I'm the person who threw the milk carton at you.
- It was you. - There were so much.
How much calcium did you have?
I had some calcium. That's right.
You see the mosquito over there?
Let's send away Jong-kook.
And bring his older brother.
Who's his brother?
Bring his brother.
Don't you see the wording in the back?
How is your brother doing?
I think you two keep in touch, don't you?
(No comment.)
Those two even shot a commercial together.
So you two talked about it when you were shooting the commercial?
Because the timing just makes sense.
You shot the commercial together,
and afterward,
there was that news.
- And that's when I got notified. - That's right.
So you got notified after the commercial.
"It's so easy to get Jong-kook off the show."
(So that's what the true meaning behind this popular catch phrase was.)
No wonder...
he started to practice Chinese so intensely.
I was wondering why he was studying Chinese so hard.
I thought he's making inroads to China.
Fine. Think however you want.
(Think however you want.)
SO is that what you came here for? To get Ho-dong?
- Of course. I came here to get Ho-dong. - You came to the right place.
So Jong-kook came here for Ho-dong.
- What about you, Jong-hyuk? - I actually don't know what's going on.
THen Jong-hyuk, you do whatever you want.
(Just when we are about to forget, Hee-chul brings out that female character.)
(This charming lady calms down the student patrol.)
Do you even watch Ask us Anything?
- Have you watched the show? - You don't, do you?
I watch it.
This is my favorite show.
Don't you know how shameless he is? He has no honor.
- I didn't want to say this. - Really? What is it?
- When we first started this show, - Right.
- Jang-hoon called you, - Okay.
and you talked as if you'd come on the show right away.
You should come on the show when you can.
- I'll do that. - Okay.
- I'll come on the show sometime. - Okay.
We called you on the show, but you didn't come when we asked you the week after.
He's right. It's not like Turbo had any albums released.
Then, you refused again saying you had a busy schedule.
I'm sure he wouldn't have come to promote his album.
- Don't you remember? - Who's going to listen to it now?
That's what you did!
I thought the show would be canceled after five episodes.
The feeling I got from the show was...
that it would remain as nothing but a good memory.
- The show I watched... - I can't believe this.
- The show I watched was the one where you held in your urine. - The first episode.
- That was the first show. - I see.
- You need to be more understanding about that. - It was a bit...
Jong-hyuk is very pure. Even back then,
regardless of whether or not he had to promote,
he would go on shows as long as he liked the show.
- Do you have any upcoming dramas? - No.
- Do you have any movie releases coming up? - No.
Wow. He really is pure.
- Are you in any plays? - No.
What about musicals?
I am in a musical.
(No wonder.)
I'm just saying that I am.
- You're in one. - How could you?
Until when?
Until the beginning of October?
That means you kind of are promoting your musical.
Not really. I came because I wanted to come on the show.
Actually, Jong-kook's new album is pretty good.
What are you talking about all of a sudden?
- What's with you? - I tell you,
I listened to his song, and I was impressed.
He really is a Hallyu star.
That's enough. Su-geun,
- He's a star in China. - you guys...
can't see what's really going on.
He was in Jong-gook's music video.
- Really? - Did you or did you not?
- Really? - What's really surprising is that...
Jang-hoon knows what a real celebrity he is.
It's actually worse than that.
It's true. I'll tell you why.
He came and shot the music video for us, and he monitored everything himself.
Then, he wanted to do a re-take to make it better.
So we did a retake.
The acting was mind-blowing.
- It was great. - He came on set.
- He came on set... - Did he play a talking street light?
and lip synced for the first time.
Hot summer night!
He lip synced our song.
In that case, you can go on "Shadow Singer." It's fun.
- Which show? - It's this new show.
Very smooth.
You're incredibly sly, aren't you?
You squeezed that in so quickly.
- The best lip syncing show is "I Can See Your Voice." - He fooled us.
- It's "I Can See Your Voice." - Really.
This place is starting to look like an idol school.
He's really showing off. It's starting to look like a competitive show.
- They're in the same agency. - Why are you copying us?
Well, for us...
He said we're copying him!
- I can't believe this. - Is taking away my work your forte?
(Ho-dong becomes a job stealer.)
What are you trying to do?
You know how good I am to you.
I'm the first person to call him on holidays.
- Well... - Whenever I call him, he asks me.
"Did you call Yu Jae-seok or me first?"
My family can attest to that. They can be my witnesses.
Every year, he suspects me.
"Are you calling me after calling Jae-seok?"
- "Or are you calling me first?" - Right.
Why don't you show us your application form?
Take good care of it.
- Look at his muscles. - I'm sorry,
but can I try yours on just once?
- Just once? - You can try it on later.
- Hang on for now. - They're amazing.
I bet you two take the same medicine.
- We both like sugars. - I mean gout.
- Really? - Right.
You don't have the physical constitution for it.
- I shouldn't, considering my body type. - Why do you have gout?
I naturally like sugars and carbohydrates.
- Su-geun is like the Messi of the gout community. - I'm a legend.
He's a legend. He's the Messi of the gout world.
Jong-kook, I have good news.
It's recent news.
- An amazing new drug is available. - Really?
- I'll tell you later. - Tell me later.
See, he's a legend among us.
He doesn't have the body for gout.
Isn't gout the condition that causes pain even with the slightest wind?
- You can't sleep. - It's insane. It's incredibly painful.
- Once I almost couldn't shoot "Running Man" because of gout. - It's serious.
I got a shot for the pain...
and recorded in slippers.
- It caused an issue that day, saying I had poor attitude. - Really?
- The viewers thought I was slacking. - You have to understand.
- That's why Ho-dong jumped in and took your spot. - Right.
No matter how much pain you're in,
going on a show wearing slippers...
constitutes poor etiquette. It's not something to condone.
You're saying it's better to just...
- take the day off? - You're right.
- Don't come on the show? - Most importantly,
that's what amateurs do.
Professionals don't have the right to get sick.
He should have taken good care of his health. Am I right?
Wait! I remember reading that comment!
(Kim Jong-kook is an amateur! A professional should let himself get sick.)
- I read a comment saying I should have better care of myself. - Really?
- It's true! - Are you sure his ID wasn't...
"Island Boy"?
I think it was.
It's not like he can track him down.
This is Jong-hyuk's application form.
His full name is Lee Jong-hyuk.
He's transferring from "Immature Boys High School."
His nick name has to do with the fact that he sort of looks like Takeshi Kaneshiro.
- Right. - But his nick name is the Instant Kaneshiro.
That was when I was skinny back in college.
Why Instant? Are you quick-tempered?
They said I sort of look like him.
- But only in a flash? - Only for a second.
It's like calling an Antonio Banderas lookalike "Antonio Half-Banderas,"
- or Audrey Hepburn, "Almost Audrey." - Or "Choi Man-su."
Your future dream...
is something we all dream of at our age.
Really. It's to become unemployed.
But it's not just unemployed.
- He wants to be unemployed but wealthy. - It's a man about town.
He just wants to have fun.
That would be Jang-hoon.
You could live like that now if you wanted.
Why am I unemployed when I'm on so many shows?
You don't have to work and live well until you're buried in your kingdom.
If Jang-hoon gets married and has a kid,
his kid would have enough money do whatever he wants.
If my kid does whatever he wants because he can afford to, I'll teach him a lesson.
- Wow. - If that happens...
Jong-hyuk, if you could live without working, what would you do?
I want to travel the world with my family.
- That would be great. - I wouldn't make my kids go to school.
It's not a few days, but for a long time?
Traveling comfortably is great,
but even if it's just a walking or cycling tour,
I want to be able to travel around with my family.
Aren't you well off already?
You're doing pretty well.
I'm not that well off.
It's quite well known. I heard that...
when he got married,
- he had nothing but 2,000 dollars. - Really?
They started their marriage with just 2,000 dollars...
- and became successful. - That's incredible.
It's amazing.
One of Jong-hyuk's strengths is...
wordplay.
You must be good if you wrote it down as a strength.
I went into a restaurant, and I had to order...
a drink. There was lemonade, cherryade, mojitos, et cetera.
I didn't want any of them, so I asked,
"What do you have besides mojitos?"
(Laughter)
They like it.
- They really like it. - Anything else?
I'd look at a can of soda for business-use and say,
"Soda for business-use is not delicious."
You like to make it cute.
- It's not delicious. - He adds a cute edge.
Since we're comedians,
we have to add action to wordplay.
I recently moved to an apartment,
and it had a very large veranda. Do you want to see it?
This is my veranda.
(Wordplay plus action)
That's how it's done.
That's what I'm talking about.
"This is my veranda."
Young-chul, you're a comedian. Why don't you try?
You want to hear mine?
Do you know what a robin's English name is?
A robin's English name?
It's Jack!
It's Jack.
- Chirp. People love this kind of humor. - It's funny.
- It's really funny. - You know "Begin Again," right?
There's an ID that parodies "Begin Again."
"Begin Lee Gye-in."
- It's insane. - This is too much.
People love this stuff.
I have one. I like to say words backwards.
If you say poverty backwards,
- is it me? - You?
- Poverty? - That's sad.
(That's all for Sang-min's confession.)
The next application form is for Kim Jong-kook.
You're affiliated not with Superman but "Running Man."
Your future dream...
is to become the host of the "National Singing Contest."
- That's nice. - Of course.
- I want to work for a long time. - That long?
Didn't Ho-dong say he wanted to host that show?
If it's not for Ho-dong, I think I could do anything.
Am I an obstacle in your life?
I don't, but I think Ho-dong thinks that about me.
- I think that about you? - Yes.
- I think he's antagonizing him. - Is there a lot of overlap?
- Yes. There's a lot of overlap. - Right.
The partner he wants to avoid is Kim Young-chul...
because "Ring Ring" might outshine his new song.
- It could happen. - That's a compliment.
- It could get buried. - You could really end up getting buried.
Oh my, I need to smarten up.
Smarten up. Get your act straight.
I give back exactly what I get.
This is his strength. I was wondering when this would come up.
- This is something I wanted to try personally. - What is it?
It's Catch the Name Tag.
That game is a very popular game in my neighborhood.
How are you supposed to play that?
You don't know?
You were going to play it without even knowing?
You have no idea what it is.
He's quite persistent.
- You don't know how to play it. - Is he trying to challenge me?
I can't believe this. How real are you?
- Young-chul is going first? - Get ready, go!
You have to push right away.
- It's not going to work. - He'll get hurt.
- This is all right. - What is this?
What's this.
(Kim Young-chul loses.)
(He's tattered and upset.)
Well done.
I'll make sure your new song doesn't get buried by "Ring Ring."
All right.
I'll make sure you don't get buried.
- Jong-kook is really good at this. - I'm next.
Get ready, go!
You can't let him take hold of your hand.
That's impossible.
- You can't move if he grabs your hand. - This is jeet kun do.
(Sang-min makes a surprise attack...)
(but fails.)
- Sang-min, you look so pitiful! - Where's the name tag?
It's gone. You look so pitiful.
(Sang-min's name tag got trampled on.)
(Sang-min's ordeal)
He had a good idea.
That was good.
Too bad the name tag got stuck under his shoe.
This isn't as easy as I thought.
Wasn't that move a suicidal attack?
For that to work, your arms need to be 2m long...
since you'd need to grab it from down here.
- Jang-hoon could do it. - You'd have to...
- stretch out like Dhalsim. - Here we go.
- I'm going to move around. - That much movement is okay.
That's all right.
- Win this one, Kyung-hoon. - Don't let him grab your arm.
Jong-kook...
(He saved his wrist but lost his collar.)
(Min Kyung-hoon loses.)
(How pitiful.)
That was so pitiful!
Fight!
He really is scary.
You've done this before a lot on "Running Man."
You said "Running Man" is boring.
Right, you mean "Ssulzun." I'm sorry.
It's not that I said it was boring.
- It was the article. - You said it's boring.
I was let go from "Ssulzun."
You said it's boring.
- That's what you said. - I'm up next.
- Let's go! - Su-geun, be careful.
- That's right! - Wow!
(Did he succeed with the surprise attack?)
(Jong-kook's name tag is still on his back.)
Did you have another name tag?
You had one on you?
- You startled me. - Let me see it.
He got it from right here.
(Su-geun secretly takes another name tag.)
(Don't worry. My hands are faster than your eyes.)
Get ready.
Start.
That's enough for me.
(Lee Su-geun loses.)
- You should continue. - I can't.
- It's Ho-dong's turn. - No, I don't want to.
- Get up! What are you doing? - I don't want to play this game.
- Get up. - I didn't want to play this game from the start.
What? You really wanted to play this game.
- I don't want to play this game. - Didn't you really want to play this?
Wait. Su-geun, come here.
- Why wait? - I shouldn't play this game...
because I don't think I can win.
No, just do it.
- Right. - You have to go even if you lose.
- I'm just worried we might get over-heated and hurt ourselves. - Right.
You've already hurt his feelings,
- so it's all right. - You can hurt him physically now.
Just injure me and take my place.
- That'll be more natural. - All right.
I'll say a new introduction.
- Last game. - Let's go.
I can't find the strength if I just stand there in the beginning.
I have to make a grand appearance.
(Ho-dong gets ready to make an entrance.)
- The match will begin as you appear. - Ho-dong!
You can't run home, okay?
Get ready. He'll make a sudden entrance.
This is will be the greatest match of the generation.
The current champion will be challenged...
by a new player!
It's the former heavy-weight wrestler,
the White Beard of Masan!
It's Kang Ho-dong!
(Challenger Kang Ho-dong, 182cm tall, over 100kg)
Do you think you can beat me?
I'll beat you, you'll see.
- This is Kang Ho-dong! - You better bring it on!
You got that?
He really shoves it in your face.
Don't let him push you around.
I'll eat you alive. Got that?
Yeah! Come on!
I will crush you.
- Is that clear? - What's he been eating these days?
- Let's go! - I had kudzu naengmyeon.
I heard kudzu is good for health.
He has kudzu, Pyongyang, and Hamheung naengmyeon all inside of him.
- He's got it all. - Get ready!
I'll have to do a simulation.
(He evades here and there.)
Don't throw him. Come on!
Jong-kook, are you okay?
- Come on! - Breathe!
I told you to breathe! Someone call for help!
- Breathe! - Don't be too hard on him.
All right. Let's begin the match.
(Su-geun has seen a lot of fighting shows.)
He's very detailed.
He's adds good detail.
This is what I mean.
(Slap, slap)
Someone get me another case of Vaseline.
(The challenger's face is full of determination.)
All right. Get ready!
Ready, go.
When you fight, you can't touch or throw a fist.
Stop. Okay? Stay. Okay?
Okay? Are you ready? Ready?
Okay. Fight! Let's go.
Put your strength into it.
All right.
(A fierce war of nerves begins.)
They're going to do this for 40 minutes now.
We have a lot to do today.
All right.
You look like Lee Soo-il and Kim Joong-bae.
- Kim Jong-bae... - Let's get it.
Look at this war of nerves.
Lee Soo-il and Kim Joong-bae...
That's good! It's going to be a good match.
It's the Hulk!
That's good. It's going to be a good match.
(The two finally fight!)
(A balance of strength!)
He's used to fighting Jae-seok.
Now, the real fight begins.
(Ouch! Ouch!)
It really hurts!
(Jong-kook, how could you?)
(Sorry...)
This is seriously funny.
I thought my fingers were about to break.
- Ouch. - All right.
- Go team! - I think he'll lose again.
It's the Hulk versus Captain Korea.
(Captain Korea vs. Hulk)
Since we're in Korea, it's Captain Korea.
- Move! - How will he beat this? How will he stop him?
All right.
If he gets caught, Kim Jong-kook will go flying.
You can't get caught.
It's over if you get caught.
He got him!
All right!
(Jong-kook already caught Ho-dong's name tag.)
(You must be hungry.)
(It's Ho-dong's day of shame.)
Did you want to eat my name tag that badly?
- Really? - That was mean.
That was amazing.
Let me ask you a question.
Which is the variety show of your life,
"Running Man" or "X-man?"
Is it the "X-man" you did with Ho-dong?
Or is it "Running Man"?
- Which is your life's work? - Isn't it "Talents for Sale"?
A lot of people ask me...
if I'm under Yu Jae-seok's line or Kang Ho-dong's line.
One thing I want to clarify today...
is that Jae-seok was under Kang Ho-dong's line initially.
That was the root of it.
- Jae-seok was what? - Jae-seok was originally under Ho-dong's line.
It's not true!
- What's wrong with him? - It's not?
- He's changing his tactic. - He's burying you.
- He's changing his tactics to try to kill me. - Didn't you know?
Wow, I'll have you know...
I remember this clearly on a special we did together.
I walked out to the parking lot in the back,
and Ho-dong was sitting there and said,
"Jong-kook,"
"who's line are you under?"
I told him,
"I'm under your line."
"Really?"
"But Jae-seok used to be under me."
(He detonates a bomb.)
He said it himself.
- That's what he told me. - Someone bring a shovel.
- I'll dig you in. - Feel free to go home anytime.
Should old acquaintance be forgot...
and never brought to mind?
(Su-geun moves away to avoid him.)
I'm going to stay back for a bit.
- I was so shocked to hear it. - Bye.
Didn't Ho-dong become famous...
- before Jae-seok did? - Of course!
When I was having a fan meeting,
Jae-seok came as the host.
I thought he was someone from the YMCA.
I didn't know who he was.
- Are you sure you can say that? - Of course, why not?
- It's all right. - It's the truth.
People say Jae-seok made my success,
but honestly, I was famous before he ever was!
- You've got guts. - Seriously...
I talk about this all the time on "Running Man."
- Isn't that why you almost got cut? - What?
(Is that why?)
(Scoffs)
- I was just talking to myself. - Is that it?
All right then,
This is my question.
When I was in high school and...
told my parents I wanted to become a singer,
my mother made me do something.
What was that?
She said you had to improve your voice...
and made you eat a whole carton of raw eggs.
I would have been happy if she had done that.
- You didn't like what she had you do. - Answer.
She made you work at a karaoke room.
- Really? - Am I right?
Are you...
trying to be cute?
He's scared he might get hit.
Were you trying to be cute in case you got hit?
You were, weren't you? A little?
Just a little. This much.
- You admitted it, so I'll pass you. - Just a little.
- He's older than Jong-kook. - Thank you.
Your mother thought you were holding onto pipe dreams,
so she sent you to a vocational school.
- Come on. - He didn't even say anything.
That's what I was going to say.
- Weren't you talking to me? - Yes, I was talking to you.
In your mother's opinion,
she could have thought you're holding onto a pipe dream...
and wanted you to take vocational training instead.
- She was worried you might be disappointed if she told you. - And?
She couldn't tell you and waited.
- Like I'm waiting now? - I'll tell you the rest when I remember.
I think she would have said, "If you want to become a singer,"
"you have to fix your face first."
- Let's go to a plastic surgeon. - Let's change your face.
Let's go to a plastic surgeon.
Let's change your face.
You said you were asked to do something.
Tell us like you told your mom.
Mom,
I have a dream.
What is it?
- I want to be a singer. - Open your eyes first, you idiot.
(Kyung-hoon, come here...)
- She told you to open your eyes. - I thought it was funny.
It was funny. It was actually funny.
It was funny for a second.
- He's alive. - He made it.
"Open your eyes." That was funny.
I think that deserves the first place.
- I think hat's the only one. - How can it be something else?
That's the only thing we can think of.
He's dreaming nonsense.
What?
Is that the answer?
- What? - Was that an answer?
- What? - "He's dreaming nonsense."
(I can only hear you.)
- "He's dreaming nonsense" is what your mom supposedly said. - That's it?
- Is that your answer? - I have no answer.
- Was that an answer? - I didn't say I know the answer.
You didn't? Were you talking to yourself?
But did your mom like it or not?
Tell us.
What did you want to say, son?
Mom.
I'm going to go to Seoul and become a singer.
You want to become a singer?
(Looking for something)
Here you go.
Here's money. Take it.
With this, negotiate the terms with all of your victims that you bullied.
(Smiling)
Take it off.
- What? - Take your hat off.
Your mom must be very rich. She just got those money from her pocket.
What?
- If you are going to do it anyway, be funny. - What?
- Be funny. - Be funny?
- I'll do it very hard then. - I'm sorry,
but please don't make me feel awkward and show some blood.
(He's strongly asking for some blood.)
I'll be holding the tissue.
- Okay. - Okay.
I can see the smoke coming out.
- Are you okay? - He's not okay.
I saw his sweat from his head.
Hey. Why didn't you hit?
- What? I forgot. - You didn't hit me.
- Never mind. - I forgot.
- I forgot. - You did hit me.
- I really forgot. - I'm telling you, you already hit me.
- I forgot. - Did he hit me?
- I didn't hear anything. - I forgot.
I forgot.
I just got hit.
Did you get hit? Are you okay?
- Are you okay? - I guess I got hit.
I see you are okay.
- It hurts. - That's good.
- He got hit. - He did indeed.
Let me tell you how it went.
I didn't just tell my mom that I'm going to go to Seoul and become a singer once.
- I told her many times. - Of course.
She told me I can go under this one condition.
- What can it be? - I know the answer.
Go on "National Singing Contest."
- "National Singing Contest"? - Or some other contest.
- "National Singing Contest." - That makes sense.
You think that makes sense? Is that your final answer?
What do you think?
- You said it makes sense. - Thanks.
- You just said it makes sense. - Thank you.
- You just said it makes sense. - If you get it right, then you get it right.
- Your answer... - From my point of view,
this is definitely the answer.
- But he's just testing me. I challenge. - I know the answer.
Incorrect.
It doesn't hurt.
- I'll give you this final hint. - Okay.
I did something.
You wrote a contract.
You promised to come home early or something like that on a contract.
You wrote something like how you won't ever bully other students again.
- Isn't that right? - You won't touch your mom's wallet after you drink.
Excuse me? What about my mom's wallet?
- What about the wallet? - You were going to be a good son who puts in money.
- So is that the answer or not? - I know the answer.
- Contract is the right answer. - Right?
That is the point.
Even if you don't make it,
you will not blame it on your mom.
It's similar.
- Even if you don't make it... - You are very close.
I know the answer.
Even if you become a celebrity, don't say you are like your mom.
Say you resemble your father.
(That's the only thing that his mom asks for.)
- "Let me just ask you for that one thing." - That was funny.
I will not disappoint my parents.
The answer is "I will not something my parents."
- I will not embarrass my parents. - Betray?
- I will not embarrass my parents. - I will not give them a bad name.
I'll give you a chance. "I will not..."
I will not give my parents a bad name.
That's not it?
I will not resent my parents.
Even if you don't make it, don't resent us.
Is it?
That's correct.
You are supposed to say "resent."
Then I got the answer after all.
So this was the situation.
They thought I wasn't going to make it anyway,
and they wanted to stop me.
They didn't want me to resent them...
for not stopping me.
They wanted me to not resent them later, so I wrote a contract.
- When was that? - I was a senior in high school.
That's why.
- After I graduate... - They respected his opinion.
- They also wanted him to not... - resent them.
Are they happy now?
Of course.
Your parents are very smart.
- Yes. In our days... - What about you, Jang-hoon?
Jang-hoon, didn't your parents oppose you when you quit basketball?
- When I quit? - Yes.
How can they oppose me when I'm quitting?
I've been playing basketball until I was 40.
"Son. Keep playing for 10 more years."
- "Hang on." - "Play until your joints are gone."
"You are supposed to play until you are 50."
He has no joints.
I've played as long as I could.
What about you, Ho-dong?
- I... - Didn't you quit being an athlete too?
- Like when you said you wanted to become a star. - Exactly.
- Didn't your parents oppose? - When I was an athlete,
- they supported me. - Okay.
When I quit, they strongly opposed me.
They opposed me very strongly.
Why did you carry on with your plan though? Was it the trust in Lee Kyung-kyu?
I didn't quit being an athlete to become a celebrity.
- Really? Then why did you quit? - After I quit...
- That's the idea we've all been having. - That's not it.
- You didn't quit to become a celebrity? - Please do explain then.
- We've been thinking the wrong idea then. - In 1992,
I quit being an athlete.
- And I began doing shows in 1993. - We thought it was happening at the same time.
My parents were very disappointed. - We thought it was happening at the same time
- We thought that you quit because of TV shows. - That's right.
- Then it was a new... - Back then,
you didn't have a conflict with your teammates?
- Was that it? - It wasn't like that.
- I didn't quit for TV shows. - Then did you get a sudden notice,
or did you talk to them in advance?
Let's say you didn't know.
You've been wanting to play very well.
And then all of sudden, you get notified.
You got sick, so you wore slippers once.
And then you got in trouble for that.
"You should've taken care of your own body."
(He's in trouble from just talking about his retirement.)
Is that the case? Tell us. We're curious.
Okay. I should've done it right.
My father was very against it too.
He is a military man.
He was a full-time military man.
He was very strict.
He told me that he's never seen me working so diligently for something in my life.
- So I... - Did your parents know how well you can sing?
Well, I've been to the karaoke several times with my mom.
My mom likes the song "Chilgap Mountain."
So I sang the song many times.
That's it.
(Singing "Chilgap Mountain")
(What a beautiful voice.)
You are so good.
- Which side did you get your voice from? - I thought it was a woman singing.
I don't know. No one sounds like me in my family.
There must be someone in your family who sings well.
No one in my family sings well. My brother actually can't sing at all.
In the movie "Spider Man,"
there's a part when one gets bitten by a spider and gets superpowers.
Maybe a mosquito bit you.
When I was young...
When I was 6 or 7, actually when I was younger than that,
- I was 5 or 6. - He's a mosquito man.
Back in the days,
- Insecticide spray was a bottle with a straw-like stick. - Right.
I drank the whole thing when I was young.
I drank the entire insecticide.
- Really? - So I went to the emergency room. I almost died.
It's just like the movie.
So after that,
my voice might've become like this. I'm serious.
- You drank the insecticide. - Maybe that's got to do with it really.
- Please give us the next question, mosquito man. - Next one?
- Mosquito man. - Okay.
When I was a member of Turbo,
and got my first paycheck,
what was the thing...
that the other member Kim Jung-nam said to me...
as soon as he came out of the office?
- I know the answer. - I know the answer.
How much did you get paid?
- How much did you get paid? - Say it again.
(Is it the answer?)
How much did you get paid?
When are you going to be funny?
- Next time. - Next time.
I know the answer.
- I know the answer. - Answer.
He came out of the office.
"Jong-kook, let me see it for a second."
"Can I borrow it?"
How?
- He asked you for some money. - He asked to lend him?
- All of sudden? - Yes. As soon as he came out of the office.
- He asked me all of sudden? - As soon as he came out, yes.
- That must be the answer. - No way.
That's not accurate. But you were close.
"Jong-kook, let's split."
- What? - "Let's split."
That's not it. He asked you to let him borrow half.
You were in high school, right?
- No, I had graduated by then. - You did?
At that time,
- the contract money I got was only 200 dollar. - It was 200?
- Yes. - "Jong-kook,"
"If you give me 200 dollars,"
"I will make it twice as much and give it back to you."
- "So lend me the money." - Incorrect.
- I know the answer. - Jong-kook, please lend me 100 dollars.
- I used to receive 5,000 or 3,000 dollars then. - It must be the answer.
I got the answer, right?
Correct.
- "Jong-kook, lend me just 100 dollars." - You got 200 dollars, and he wanted 100?"
- Then we got the right answer. - Splitting was right then.
- Splitting was correct then. - But he didn't say "split."
- You got paid so little, even if it was back then. - It was so little, right?
To me, it was a huge money though.
- It must be about 1,000 dollars today. - Did he pay you back?
Yes. He paid me back.
When we got paid later, he paid me back.
What did you do with That money?
I left him 100 dollars.
And I gave the rest to my mother.
- You didn't get to spend any of it ?- You are a good son.
That's fine, because you could've stolen money from other young students, right?
(Just get 200 dollars from juniors?)
(Officially saying anything now)
- You can still hit. - You're creating something out of nothing.
The profit is greater with the agreement in place.
So you get the money and realize it's better to just go around the school once.
(You deserve it.)
You do it like this all the time.
I have nothing right now, so I'll give you after the show.
Jang-hoon has a lot of money.
So if Sang-min asks for some cash.
- Can you give him? - No I can't give anything to him.
If I were to borrow money right now,
It is based on deception, so it's fraudulent.
(Sang-min's law firm says so.)
And Jang-hoon doesn't lend you anyway.
Can't you help him Jang-hoon?
If he's a friend or a brother, he will.
Even when we go out for drinks,
He gave me a 200,000-dollar check for cab money.
He gave you that much?
He gave me 50 million won in cash.
Can't put it in my pocket.
(I am the man...)
What about Jong-hyuk.
You're close friends with Seok-jin.
Did he ever ask you for some money?
Sorry, but Seok-jin...
Seok-jin is older than you.
He's not a student like us.
We're not all friends?
He's 3 years older than me.
I know! but since we're here...
(We need to respect him even if he's not here.)
I'm sorry.
Jong-kook and Ha-ha were victims of the same scam.
And Jong-kook got back Ha-ha's money.
But Jong-kook couldn't get his money back.
You were a victim too?
Well I worked on something with Ha-ha one day.
But didn't get paid.
I said I don't have to get paid back.
But please pay Ha-ha.
And I continuously went there to get my money.
And I got paid too eventually.
How?
You poked with your finger?
(In a legal way.)
So I got my money in the end.
But I cared about Ha-ha first...
because I like him.
Okay, next question.
You all know I'm a bit addicted to working out.
More than a bit...
How many hours a day?
- I work out for two hours minimum. - In a day?
I do a morning work out, and an evening work out...
for two hours each.
If your schedule finishes at midnight,
you still go to the gym and then go home.
Well I did that when I was younger.
But now I do it more casually.
So what's the question?
If I hurt my arm and couldn't work out.
- Hee-chul? - Yes, sir.
How much will I be depressed?
You'll be so disappointed and sad.
I'm going to cry.
And there is something I can do to make myself feel better.
- What is it? - I know the answer.
You do sit ups.
I know the answer.
Did you just take his answer?
I'll add on something.
I'm an athlete so I know how you think.
You hurt your arm so need to make up for it some how.
You work out twice as much on your lower body.
You make your legs larger.
Right?
I'm right. Hit me then.
I said hit me.
Hit me right now.
This is too easy.
Wait a minute.
Wait wait wait.
- That's what Ho-dong did. - What did I do?
So what do I do?
You hurt your arm, so instead...
you work on your lower body twice as hard.
This is my answer.
- This gives you comfort. - Since you hurt your arm...
- It gives me comfort? - Wait a minute. So...
You said doing a work out on my legs gives me comfort.
It makes you feel better.
Cheers up or comfort. Which one is it?
(Thinking)
Is it "cheer up" or "comfort"?
I'll go with "cheer up."
It's "comfort."
"Comfort" is more fitting for his age.
It's rewarding.
- Reward? - Reward.
Comfort, cheer up, reward. Which one?
(Can't make a decision)
Comfort.
Cheers you up.
- Cheers me up? - I told you that's not it.
Rewarding?
Rewarding.
(What is it then...)
I did my best from the bottom of my heart.
- I went through it too. - How?
It makes you feel like it's worth it.
- Worth? - Yes.
Worth?
Worth. It satisfies you.
- Satisfy? - Yes.
It makes you feel happy.
You feel better as it lightens you up.
Is it lightening up or feeling happy?
Up or happy?
Feeling not bad or happy?
You feel happy.
That's correct.
(He's happy and forgot all about being hit 5 times.)
You can never skip working out.
You maximize it.
He really likes working out that much.
- The sit-up thing I said earlier... - Yes.
- I know it because... - Yes.
In contrast, when I was in college,
training was so hard.
We trained in the middle of the night, early in the morning, in the evening.
I shouldn't have, but I said to my coach...
that I injured my shoulder so I can't train today.
The coach said,
"Sure take a day off."
"Do 1,000 sit ups."
- He made you workout somewhere else. - "Your back is fine, right?"
"Then do 1,000 sit ups." So I did it crying!
Doing 1,000 sit-ups is really hard to do.
For me, this helped me a lot.
I hurt my arms so I can do more work out on my legs.
This made me an optimistic person.
So it helped me control my mind.
I see everything as a good thing.
You never regretted anything?
I originally started working out because of my back.
But I took it too far.
I trained my body so hard,
and after a good work out,
I feel, "I did it! It feels great!"
What is that?
(Strange...)
This is the best.
Wow.
- So good. - Don't come close. He's weird.
So working out helped me a lot.
You don't kiss the weights do you?
I do sometimes.
You even broke up with your girlfriend because of working out.
Why? did you pick her up literally?
No I didn't.
You would say, "Come here" to your girlfriend and do this.
The ladies always said,
It nice to see a man working out.
But later on,
I took it too far.
- You were too diligent. - It went too far.
I did too much every day.
You can only do that if you love it really much.
If you don't love it you can't do that.
I moved to a new gym recently and there were new equipment.
I couldn't sleep because I was too excited.
It's not even yours.
Just thinking of the next day was enough.
I thought of working out with those new equipment.
- That's a lot. - Thinking about how I will feel after the work out...
I really missed that feeling after doing it in the US.
There was this work out machine only in the US, but the gym owner bought it.
And I was really excited to use it again here in Korea.
I always get excited when I go to America.
- Jong-kook, why do you talk so much? - What?
You talk so much.
Why are you so quiet?
I think our characters changed. I never knew you talked so much.
I am actually very talkative.
You really talk much.
He's the Muscle Park Chan-ho.
Can we move on to Jong-hyuk's question?
Should we?
OK then.
- Come back in. - But talking about working out feels...
- so good. - Let's go to Jong-hyuk.
That's enough Jong-kook.
- Stop it. - It's showtime.
Let's go.
You know I'm married.
How did I propose to my wife? what did I tell her?
I know the answer. "I'm married. Are you OK with that?"
(What?)
You are married.
Exactly. You are a married man.
I've been married for 16 years now since 2002.
- You were an actor then? - No, I wasn't famous.
I did plays back then.
I know the answer. "I have nothing."
Are you fine with that?
- No way. - That's not it.
I know the answer. "I have nothing so bring me everything please."
(You do all the work, I'll just go empty-handed)
No. I'll give you a hint. Sang-min might know.
- Sang-min might feel interested. - I know the answer.
- It must be something about debt. - I...
will pay back all your debts.
- It's not that... - I know the answer.
I know the answer.
I spent everything I have to give you a present
(Is this a propose on the 100th day of dating?)
I hope you like my present
(Singing with joy)
The money I have..
- Exactly. - is only 2,000 dollars.
I only have 2,000 dollars and debt right now,
and this can go on forever.
Can you still love me?
It's not something like that.
Or you showed her the 2,000 dollars.
- And you asked her to make more with it. - You are close.
I only have 2,000 dollars.
I'll make this 20 million for you later.
- That was very close. - I know the answer.
- I know the answer. - I'll make this into 20,000 dollars.
- I'll make it two million dollars. - There's no specific amount of money.
I only have 2,000 dollars.
But if I go to Macau with this,
no one knows what will happen.
You didn't think about the plane ticket cost.
What happens in Macau?
I have 2,000 dollars.
But I'll make you rich.
So close. I'll make this into what?
I'll make you 200 times happier.
- Very close. -you 2,000 dollars only, but then you'll have just 20 left later.
You should save money.
"I'm not going to make money from now on."
- "My dream is to live without a job." - "My dream is to live without a job."
"Although this is all I have,"
- "I will..." - "I will make more money later."
- "I will make more money later." - Correct.
- Correct! - Correct.
- Correct! - Why are you hitting me though?
(I'm sorry, I got too excited.)
Did your wife say okay when you said that?
I had 5,000 dollars back then...
and I used 3,000 while I dated her and had 2,000 left.
I realized I'd use all of it up soon, so I decided to marry her.
- This is real. It's real love. - So I told her...
that although I only had 2,000 dollars, I'd make 100, 1,000 times more than that.
Did you really make 1,000 times more than that?
- I did. - You really made 1,000 times more than that.
- She married him because she really loved him, not because of the money. - Right.
Of course, who would get married after hearing something like that?
- It's real love. - When I hear stories like this, it's really...
How did you meet?
When I was performing a long time ago,
she came to see the performance as an audience.
- She really stood out during a fan meeting. - Really?
- You married your fan? - I told you so.
- She was an audience? - He asked for her number during a fan meeting.
Isn't that kind of...
Isn't that normally considered inappropriate?
- Isn't it inappropriate for a celebrity to date a fan? - But back then,
- she wasn't my fan. She just liked.. - You hit on another actor's fan?
That's not true either.
He didn't hit on her. He fell in love with her.
Jong-kook, was there a fan...
that you liked before?
- No, but I... - Maybe you couldn't see well because of your small eyes.
But it would be really nice if the woman that I liked...
- told me that she was my fan. - Sure.
- She would like me more, right? - Right.
That would be nice.
- Jong-kook sang for me at my wedding. - Yes.
- All the couples that you sang for at their wedding are living happily. - Yes.
- They are all living happily right now. - Who did you sing for?
- I sang at Yu Jae-seok and Ho-dong's wedding. - Really?
- I sang a lot at weddings. - I better ask Jong-kook to sing for me later.
(He plans his future, since he has experience in this field.)
Jang-hoon, I'm not kidding about this,
but I sang for many couples for their second marriage.
It was their second marriage, and they're all living happily.
- Really? - What about Ho-dong?
How did you propose to your wife?
- I proposed on TV. - What?
I proposed during "Yasimmanman."
- I proposed on TV. - Really?
I proposed in front of the viewers.
In front of the viewers?
- "I'll become your best wrestling band." - That's so childish.
But you told me this before.
The reason that you decided to get married was...
- because when you went to the bathroom, - I told you this?
When you went to the bathroom, you left your cellphone in front of your wife...
and peeped through the door whether she would check your phone or not.
You peeped through the bathroom door like this...
but your wife didn't look check your phone and just...
placed it back on the table.
That's when you realized you'd marry her.
- Who would look in someone else's phone? - What does that mean?
- Back then... - He considered...
- Back then, - his privacy important.
Back then, the most important thing was...
whether we checked each other's cellphones.
- That's how most fights started. - Right.
- When you were dating? - Yes.
- So we... - That's a matter of trust.
- It is a matter of trust. - Honestly,
you checked your wife's cellphone, right?
I never looked into her phone. Privacy was as important as my life.
Privacy was really important to me.
- This is the most important thing to me, so I also want her... - I see.
I understand.
It was the day before he announced that he was getting married.
- I met Ho-dong. - If you check each other's cellphones,
Are you guys holding a debate right now?
I met him, and he told me...
- Ho-dong said... - Why are they talking so much?
that this was the reason that he decided to get married.
- He told me this. - Did you look in her phone or not?
This is Jong-hyuk's "Guess About Me"
but you guys are talking instead of him.
- I'm sorry. - They kept talking during Jong-kook's "Guess About Me."
Anyway, he gave me some useful advice.
- Anyway, we shouldn't check each other's cellphones. - Right.
- Okay. - So let's...
- It's a matter of trust. - Okay.
Let's just say that I exaggerated a bit.
- It's not true. - You were trying to be funny.
Stop talking and let Jong-hyuk talk, please!
Jong-hyuk was talking about his sweet propose...
but you guys are talking about checking cellphones.
Anyway, I had a drink recently...
and did something unusual. It was after I finished drinking.
- What did I do? - You looked into someone else's cellphone.
- Wrong. - Since you can't look in your wife's phone.
- I was sad that the party ended... - After it ended?
I did something because I was sad that the party ended.
I know. You stood in front of that bar...
and played the "Beat Lee Jong-hyuk" game.
- Suddenly? - The customers had to beat you to go out.
That was a bad answer.
When we normally finish drinking and your friends leave,
- we sometimes ask the bar owner for a drink. - Right.
"Sir, if it's okay with you,"
"do you want to have a drink before I leave?"
- You're close. It's kind of similar. - Really?
Then the male owner came up to you and said,
"Do whatever Jong-hyuk wants to do."
(The tteokbokki restaurant owner has opened a bar for Jong-hyuk.)
- You're close. - I think it's similar to this.
You didn't let your manager go home and had another drink with him.
I do that very often.
- You started drinking with the people sitting in the table next to you. - Right.
- I've done that too. - Really?
You're wrong.
- After we drink, we usually go home if it's midnight, right? - Yes.
I know. You called the police station.
"Please take me home."
Wrong.
You wanted to have another drink...
You called for driving service and had a drink with the driver.
- That might be right. - That's why the driver...
- With the taxi driver! - No way.
- I don't like you, Jong-hyuk. - Jong-kook is correct.
- I'm really correct? - What did he say?
- You drank with the driver? - I just made a guess.
- That's incredible. - Why am I so good at this?
I called for driving service and the driver arrived...
and I asked him how old he was and he was about 27.
So I...
asked him if he had dinner.
- Did he say no? - He said no.
So I told him to stop the car, and we went to a seolleongtang restaurant...
and I drank more soju...
and I told him to drink with me.
- So you called another driver later, and when he came, - Again?
- you asked him if he had dinner, and it started all over again. - Right.
When the next driver arrived, he asked, "Can I join you?"
"Sure, come and have a drink with us. We'll call another driver."
- You're a warm person. - So I...
asked him later, "Do you want to call another driver this time?"
And when we went home,
- I paid him for the driving service... - Wow.
I paid him for the driving service and money to go home in a taxi.
He gave the driver a chance to use another driver.
- What an amazing story. - That's so thoughtful of him.
- The driver used another driver chance. - Yes.
The driver received a driving service chance.
Drivers usually are stressed out because of their work,
so he said, "Hey, it's your chance to call a driver today."
- He gave him that chance. - That's so thoughtful of you.
- That's awesome. - Jong-kook, why are you explaining it to us?
It's true though.
- That's why he went for another drink. - My wife...
- asked me where I was, - He drank with a driver.
and I took a picture with him and sent it to my wife.
It's still a very fun and precious memory.
- That sounds fun. - Out of us, who do you want to have a drink with?
I want to have a drink with Ho-dong, Jang-hoon, and Su-geun.
It's because our age is similar.
- They like to drink, too. - I'm your age too.
- I didn't know... - Forget it.
- I want to eat food that Young-chul makes. - Stop leaving Young-chul out.
- He wants me to make him food. - If Young-chul drinks, he goes wild.
- Really? - Young-chul is usually very calm and kind.
I might start swearing at you like crazy.
If he gets really drunk,
- He starts swearing like crazy when he's drunk. - He might hit Jong-kook too.
- He hits people like crazy. - I release my stress like that sometimes.
You don't want to drink with me then?
- I do, but I thought you were working out. - Jong-kook is talking again.
- But I... - He doesn't drink.
I usually drink once a year, in December.
- Okay, let's have a drink. - I usually drink once or twice in December.
I really drank a lot last December. Really.
He only drinks to celebrate for something good.
- I really drank a lot last December. - How much did you drink?
I drank every time there was an article.
- Let's call Jong-kook again later on. - Okay.
- Okay. - You should come out alone next time.
- I drank like crazy last December. - I see.
- Ask us your next question. - Let's get it.
- I told you that I perform in many musicals. - Yes.
I brought my son Jun-soo with me to practice one day,
and he said something to me.
- Jun-soo is a really particular kid. - I know.
- He has a unique personality and is really outgoing. - Right.
- He's very peculiar. - I know the answer.
- He makes some vicious comments. - You sometimes hug actresses during your musical.
- Yes. - He saw you and said,
"Dad, I'm going to tell Mom about this!"
- Wrong, but you're quite keen about this stuff. - "Dad,"
"Dad, are you cheating on Mom?"
- Wrong. - "Dad, is she your girlfriend?"
- Wrong. "Dad,"
Actually, when I was...
performing on "The Man Who Walked Through Walls,"
- I kissed the actress once, and Jun-soo was young. - He must've cried.
He saw that scene and told my wife, "Mom, is it okay if Dad does that?"
He asked her.
And my wife said, "It's okay,"
- It's work. - "Dad is just working. It's just an act."
But during the musical "Body Guard,"
Jun-soo came to watch during my first kissing scene in that musical.
I was kind of embarrassed...
and asked him if it was okay if I kissed the actress.
He said something at that moment.
"Dad, it's just work."
"Dad, you're making money easily."
(He got jealous and said what was on his mind.)
"Dad, Mom is here!"
"Dad, stop it! Mom is watching! She's here."
But actually, he wasn't even looking at me.
I thought he was watching but he was playing a game.
He was pretending to play a game and took pictures.
- He was testing you. - "Dad,"
- He was shooting a video. - "Dad, raise my allowance."
He was talking to himself while gaming, but you took it the wrong way.
"You're dead now." He was talking to himself.
He was trying to kill a game character.
- "Dad, are you okay?" - "I already saw that a long time ago."
You're pretty close.
- "It's not your first time doing it." - I know the answer.
"Dad, but why don't you kiss Mom?"
"I've never seen you two kiss."
(Full swing)
- That was strong. - That was a full swing.
- He's flustered. - I think he really doesn't kiss his wife.
- He really might not kiss his wife. - It might be true.
- Maybe he really doesn't kiss. - Jun-soo might have said very maturely,
- It might be true. - I'll pretend I'm Jun-soo.
- Call me. - Jun-soo,
- Jun-soo, are you all right? - "As long as you're happy, Dad."
Ask me again.
He might've been playing a game...
- He was playing a game. - Ask me.
Jun-soo, are you all right?
"Dad, you looked quite emotional today."
(Jun-soo's the only one who understands his dad.)
- It was before I kissed. - Really?
You should've told us.
"It's fine, you're just acting."
- That's quite similar. - Or it could be...
"I'll understand since it's an act."
- "It's your job." - You're getting closer.
It's similar to "It's okay since you're acting."
"It's okay since you're acting."
- "I also..." - "I also want to kiss too."
(He understands it a bit late.)
- "I've kissed too." - I've kissed too?
- "It's fine since you're acting, so I..." - "I want to try it too."
"Dad, it's just an act."
- "I already know enough." - Correct!
It was "I already know enough."
- "I already know enough." - That's what he said?
- I was very surprised. - He knew what you were doing.
I was embarrassed that me might see me and asked him if he was okay.
He said, "It's fine since you're acting, I already know enough."
- Fourth graders these days know everything at their age. - Right.
My first son is in junior high school now,
- and he knows everything too. - What did he say?
"Dad, you shouldn't kiss like that."
He might explain how to kiss.
"Dad, your acting looked kind of awkward."
Goodness...
You really talk a lot, Jong-kook.
I do talk a lot.
- Do people who are good at fighting talk a lot? - Yes.
- He talks more than Yu Jae-seok. - Wow, you're unbelievable.
I think he influenced me to talk more.
Ask us your last question.
I went abroad once to shoot a drama,
and had a really hard time.
What do you think happened?
- It was in a desert. - A desert?
- It was for a historical drama. - A historical drama?
A historical drama in the desert.
Your eyes were filled with sand.
Wrong.
- Since it was a historical drama, - It was because of the wind.
I know.
There was no bathroom since you were in the desert.
You had to pee, but the wind was blowing really fiercely.
So your pee was spraying all over the place and to the other actors.
- His pee? - I wondered why you weren't talking about peeing and pooping today.
- I think he's correct. - You're pretty close.
I know.
You really had to go to the bathroom...
and you pooped and covered it with sand.
You were acting in your scene after that...
- The sand? - and the wind started to blow...
and your poo was exposed suddenly.
The director said, "Which jerk pooped over there?"
(It's wrong, although it was funny.)
Why does he have to be criticized for pooping?
It was about peeing.
The wind was blowing too strong, so you just peed in your pants.
You had your clothes on and the wind was blowing like crazy.
You acted casual like this while your were peeing.
I doubt this is true, right?
Am I wrong?
- Please tell me I'm wrong. - Jong-kook, are you shooting a mono drama?
- That's very... - Why's he talking to himself?
- I was wearing really big clothes. - I know.
You were wearing big clothes and when the wind blew...
The wind was blowing fiercely like this.
You peed a little when your clothes covered your body...
and held it in and peed again little by little.
You held it in again, and kept peeing like this while you were standing.
- I know the answer. - That might be good for your stamina.
I know. Since your clothes were really big,
you pulled your pants down slightly and peed while you were standing.
- That's possible. - And what happened after that?
- And the wind started to blow and lifted your clothes up like this. - Right.
- Everyone saw what you were doing. - Correct.
Your clothes went up like this?
So the staff members saw you and started going crazy.
- No, they didn't. - You were like Marilyn Monroe.
- So you peed all over yourself then? - No.
- The wind lifted up his clothes like this. - Right.
- He was caught peeing. - I got pee all over my clothes.
I was standing like this.
The other people were standing over there.
I was wearing a cape like this while riding on a horse.
I was riding on the horse...
and the wind started to blow hard suddenly.
The cape...
- came up like this. - I see.
- The cape suddenly came up through your legs. - That's why.
You must've gotten urine all over your clothes.
I couldn't pull it back down because of the wind and it got all over me.
(His clothes got covered in urine because of the wind.)
- You should've turned around then. - What?
When the wind was blowing from this way, you should've turned around.
- But... - But they were all watching me.
- What are you saying? - That's impossible.
Didn't the people around you notice? It might've smelled.
But...
my cape was really long and...
it even covered the horse's behind.
The cape was already smeared with horse droppings.
It must've been unpleasant for the horse as well.
- Why? - Because he covered it with a cape with urine all over it.
- You're really full of wit. - I know.
- Don't you think? - Yes.
- He's a great talker. - He's used to running around all the time.
- He didn't get to talk often. - I love sitting and chatting.
- He didn't have many chances to talk. - They always show me using my muscles.
- His previous program was canceled so he didn't have a chance to talk. - Yes.
- He's glad to sit here and talk under a roof like this. - Right.
People only think I'm only good at using my muscles.
(A small village in the countryside in "Kkapjukgeori Road")
(The residents have been divided into two parties for the village chief election.)
- Lee Jong-hyuk. - Lee Jong-hyuk.
- Kim Jong-kook. - Lee Jong-hyuk.
(Ho-dong, Sang-min, and Kyung-hoon are supporters of Jong-hyuk.)
(Jang-hoon, Young-chul, and Hee-chul are supporters of Jong-kook.)
- Hold on. - Kim Jong-kook.
- Be quiet. Hey, Jong-kook. - Kim Jong-kook.
Do you know where this place is? You're not invited here.
- Who are you? - You're running for the next village chief?
(Jong-kook is the first candidate for the next chief.)
Sir, your vest looks really small on you.
Who's the candidate from your side?
- Personally, I think... - One night...
Stay quiet please!
There are only 10 families living in the tiny village.
Why are you fighting with each other like this?
We should unite as one and run this village.
This is all because of the previous village chief, that idiot.
He took all the money that belonged to this village.
We can't even get it back now since he disappeared.
- We will... - Did you know about this?
That's why we're picking a new village chief right now.
- Jong-hyuk has to become the next village chief. - Right!
Lee Jong-hyuk!
- Lee Jong-hyuk! - Lee Jong-hyuk!
(The next candidate for the village chief is Lee Jong-hyuk.)
- You look absurd. - He's the candidate for the village chief?
Your hair looks more absurd.
He doesn't even look like a candidate. He looks like a gangster.
- Mr. Seo, you shouldn't say that. - What?
- He's a gangster. - No matter how well you're living now,
you used to work in his kitchen before. How could you?
How could you talk like that now without thinking about the past?
- You're so rude! - I know.
Go and stand near the pavilion to greet the tourists.
You have to act like you're a Ginkgo tree.
- Stand like this and make some shade for them. - Right.
Get going now.
- Hey, be quiet, all of you. - Sit down.
Before we start the election,
we have something to congratulate.
- What is it? - He participated in the "Village Singing Competition" recently...
- and Kyung-hoon won first place. - He came in first place.
Why didn't you tell us about it?
- Mr. Kang. - I was embarrassed to talk about it.
- I have a question. - Be quiet please.
- Sit down. - Kyung-hoon won first place.
- Sit down. - I'll boost the mood...
I'll boost the mood up for this place with my song,
- so stop fighting. - Okay.
Let's hear it.
- Turn up the mic volume. - Ho-dong, you have something on your head.
Kyung-hoon donated this karaoke machine to our village...
- using his prize money. - Wow.
I'm getting excited already.
I'm already getting excited and can't stay still.
- It's a very exciting song. - It's a dance song.
This is an exciting dance song.
This song will make all of you dance.
(He starts focusing.)
(He starts singing a ballad song calmly.)
(Impressed)
(He mesmerizes the village members with his live performance.)
(Mr. Min participated in the singing competition with a song that he wrote.)
(The lyrics have been derived from his numerous dating experience.)
(They're lost in the song lyrics.)
(Mr. Min sings about the pain of breaking up calmly.)
(His mournful voice touches the hearts of the residents.)
(They can all feel his emotions through this song.)
Good job.
Wow, I think if...
Mr. Min was born somewhere better than here,
- he could've become a real singer. - Right.
Doesn't this song sound similar to this song?
- Hello my love - Hello my love
Are you saying that he plagiarized another song?
- Can you take responsibility for what you said? - Are you serious?
Can you take responsibility for what you said?
- That was a really inappropriate comment. - I'm sorry.
He's trying his best to promote our village.
Sit down, all of you. Mr. Kang.
- What? - Your mother can't come outside because you took her pants.
- You really like colorful clothes. - It's because...
- I was peeing and the wind started to blow. - I see.
- What about... - I had to change pants because I was covered in urine.
- Is that a life vest? - What kind of vest is that?
Are you wearing your son's vest?
We've gathered here to pick the next village head.
- Right. - I'm maintaining a neutral stance.
- Unlike Mr. Kang and Mr. Seo, - Right.
I like Jong-hyuk...
and I think that Jong-kook is fully qualified too.
- We have to pick the village head fair and square. - Okay.
- Each of their supporters can come out... - Okay.
and give a speech about why they're supporting their candidate.
- Can I really say what's on my mind? - Sure.
Mr. Kang, you can go first.
- Can I really be honest? - Yes.
I think the chief of this village...
- should be Jong-hyuk without a doubt. - Yes!
I've been waiting for this moment.
Look back at the course of his life.
It's because Jong-hyuk only had 2,000 dollars when he got married...
and he's raised Jun-soo and Tak-soo so well.
- They've grown up well. - He also makes a lot of money.
There's a saying, "One should take care of his family before ruling a country."
- That's why he owns three farms now. - That's wonderful.
- I have more than that. - Really?
- The village chief needs to inform news about our village. - Right.
Candidate Lee Jong-hyuk has a deep voice...
Yes. He has a deep voice.
When he says, "I have an announcement," then everyone can hear well.
So then Jong-hyuk...
- I am the new village chief. - I can hear well.
I am the village chief.
(Where is the mosquito?)
I think the more you speak, the worse it gets.
How about this?
Let's select the village chief according to the pledge.
If Jong-kook becomes the chief, I'll create a "Three-nos Village."
- Three Nos? - What does that mean?
No fat people,
no debtors,
and no unmarried.
Because of that fat person, the village's mood became bad.
It's all because of this fat person. If he doesn't lose weight, I'll evict him.
He eats more rice than he harvests.
What are we going to do with him?
I admit that.
I'm hungry. What else could I have done?
Does Jong-kook have something to say?
I'll tell you my pledges.
- When I become the village chief, - Yes.
I will change all of our tractors...
with turbo engines.
- Really? - I'll get turbo engines for those.
They'll be super fast then.
This autumn,
we will be able to race with our tractors.
So we will host a racing competition in our village.
- I'll make that happen. - This is a great pledge.
There isn't much to race in this small village anyway.
That's not all. What's the problem in our village?
- What is it? - It's Ho-dong.
I will get rid of him.
- That's good. - I'll do that.
- So vote for me. - Kim Jong-kook. Kim Jong-kook.
Kim Jong-kook. Kim Jong-kook.
Who is the man?
Who's the man?
Why are you so mean to me?
Even from a neutral standpoint,
- I would like to vote for him. - Let me just say one thing.
I used to have a lot of rice field.
And I made a mistake of building factories there.
- Yes, you did for business. - I failed them all.
And I've been working hard to repay the debt I've got for rice planting.
- This is a true story. - Now I have the best reputation among rice planting brands.
That's all because...
Jong-hyuk showed me that...
he's been cheering me up, saying that he started off with 2,000 dollars.
That's how I came to have those achievements.
We don't need turbo engines or whatever. We need warm hearts.
Let me just say one thing.
You all know Jong-hyuk was in "Once Upon in High School." Right?
- Of course. - Think about it. That's all because he's a charismatic man.
And his family is stable.
What about Jong-kook? He has no family of his own.
Think about it. Do you think his voice is the only small thing he has?
- What do you mean? - What are you saying?
- Why else can't he have a girl? - What are you talking about?
- What do you mean? - That's it for today.
- You keep saying... - I'm done for today.
That was so unexpected.
(He's at a loss for words at such an unexpected attack.)
If I become the village chief,
I have a friend in the US.
- the U.S.? - I have a friend who lives on the Broadway 42nd.
- In the U.S.? - In New York?
- You have a friend in New York? - That's where the Statue of Liberty is.
I will give all of you a tour.
- I'll get to be on the airplane thanks to you. - Who hasn't...
been to the U.S. at least once these days?
- Have you been there? - Where have you gone to in the U.S.?
When have you all been traveling abroad?
People go abroad as if they're just going to the village next door.
You call that a pledge?
- But he's saying he'll send us abroad for free. - What's wrong with you?
it's different to see a city after seeing just the fields.
- Can we drink coffee there? - Coffee?
- Coffee. - I can make coffee come out of your nose.
I'm a professional.
- I can do it like this. - You must be very proud.
No thank you.
I'll say no.
They give you two coffees at once. It's called "double shot."
- I like double coffee. - Double?
He doesn't mean double the nosebleed, okay?
I can do it.
(Feeling disappointed for some reason)
This might not be realistic,
but it's still nice to hear that village people can go abroad.
Jang-hoon...
only boasts about his money.
But he doesn't provide anything for others.
That's so mean.
- That's because I'm too busy. - With what?
If I had time, I can take all of you to the U.S.
You are so busy drinking in the town.
And you only call us even when you are feeling good.
Miss Lee wants you to pay back what you owe.
Was it 5.7 million dollars or something?
- That's a lot. - How much did you drink?
How much coffee did you have?
If you drank 5.7 million worth of coffee, you'll get diabetes.
- Listen carefully. - That's probably the case.
- Village chief...- Yes.
- should be the one who solves the problems of the village well. - That's right.
Look at our village now.
Let's talk about our problems in the village briefly.
This is the topic. You know the village next to ours?
I got a blind date offer from that village.
- Really? - Is that so?
- Really? - So there was that offer. And the daughter of that village's chief...
- worked at a bank in Seoul. - Bank?
She recently got the job post nearby the village.
- She's a wonderful lady. - She is wonderful.
- She's so popular already. - But Mr. Seo made a move...
on her so aggressively, and he got slapped 57,000 times or something.
You got hit so much.
- Exactly. - He's famous.
So that's what happened.
So should we let her meet an unmarried or a divorced man first?
Why don't the nominees speak their mind first?
So there's a blind date,
- and you need to choose. - Okay. The divorcees...
- have been married once. - Yes.
- At least they have the experienced. - Yes. They've done it once.
- But we haven't been married at all. - Their should be an equal opportunity.
There are only 10 people here,
but the divorced rate is so high here.
Our village ranks number one in divorce rate.
I don't know what's going on.
In this town of 10 people, we have 2 divorcees.
I...
committed a huge crime I guess.
Five million divorcees in Korea will not let you off easily.
Whenever this topic arises, I'm envious of your character.
Then you can get divorced too.
- What? - So speak your mind. Who should get the chance first?
Hee-chul is so pretty,
so girls don't want to go on a date with him. They feel like he's too much.
Then I'll go.
Please refrain yourself from doing so for the village.
Why?
I need a chance too.
Girls are embarrassed to be with him, and they feel like the other man is too much.
First of all, I will not say divorced man should get the chance first.
But...
those who have failed once...
actually do not fail twice.
They have the experience, so they can be better.
You shouldn't say that as a failure anyway.
It was a process to become better.
But failure is the mother of success.
Then where are all mothers?
I don't see mothers.
- I don't see them either. - I think he's crazy.
Why are you targeting me?
I think he's crazy, but he does have a point.
- Anyway, divorcees have the experience at least. - That's true.
If we die like this, we'll be ghosts as single men.
Let him go first.
He hasn't even kissed a woman yet.
That's true. Let me get my first kiss.
- Leave him alone. He's our village treasure. - Why?
He's been abstaining himself for so long that he's like a monk.
- "A lonely monk at night"? - We should build him a pagoda.
- A pagoda for practicing. - He'll turn into a wizard in two years.
- Let's build him a pagoda. - I have two years to go.
There's no answer to problems about women.
Let's talk about something different.
Let's talk about something serious.
Village chief...
should take care of his and others' task...
responsibly. We need a chief like that.
Jong-kook is diligent too,
- but we need a man of diligence that we can all acknowledge. - Okay.
So how about we start a...
- rice planting competition? - I do this the best.
- In any situation, we need to be focused. - That's right.
But our Mr. Lee is now betting on the competition after betting on gambling?
He's betting again.
He doesn't do it anymore.
He didn't see that one coming.
- I didn't bet anything now. - Why did you say that?
He likes to bet a lot.
When you are under the hot sun for a long time,
- you feel very dizzy. - That's true.
- But you still need to be focused and do your job. - That's right.
There are five paper cups.
You should rotate 10 times.
Then put in five straws in the cups.
(Succeeding fast in 10 seconds is the key to winning.)
So if Kyung-hoon gets the first place,
then does Jong-hyuk become the chief?
Yes, whoever he supports becomes the chief.
- Okay. Should I go? - Ready? Set. Go.
One, two...
- Two, three... - He looks so funny.
Three, four...
Five, six...
Good job.
(He couldn't even rotate five times.)
Jang-hoon. I can't believe this.
Can we get a towing car? Can you please come get someone?
- You drank in the morning? - Oh Jang-hoon...
Stop stepping on the field and go that way.
I'm going to get dizzy too.
Next. Why don't you try, Ho-dong?
Should I start?
- Go. - You look like a huge baby all of sudden.
- Get ready. - You get 10 seconds.
- One, - One...
- two, - Wow.
- three, four... - It makes you super dizzy.
- Four... - He's good at spinning.
5, 6,
7, 8, 9...
9, 10.
Fall down. Fall.
- Focus. - You have 10 seconds.
You can do it.
- The world is spinning. - Go straight.
- Go the other way. - Oh my goodness.
- Go the other way. - This is where you sit.
That's a cliff.
- That's a cliff. - That's a cliff.
(Ho-dong failed.)
- Ready? Set. Go. - This makes you dizzy.
I'm so dizzy.
- Spin slowly. - One,
- He's good. - 2, 3,
3, 4, 5...
- 6, 7... - He's pretty.
- seven, - He looks pretty.
eight,
nine,
Ten. go.
He's going to make it.
This is too easy.
(He even falls down prettily.)
Are you a mermaid or something?
I'm so dizzy.
It makes you super dizzy.
Don't sit like that.
I am so dizzy.
It took you 19 seconds.
- Was that for real? - I...
have an announcement to make.
You are mine.
- My life's purpose is to get you. - You're mine.
Just see. You'll be mine very soon.
He is very charming.
(Next is Sang-min's turn.)
- In, 1, 2, - In, 1, 2,
- in 3, 4, - in 3, 4,
- in 5, 6, - He's good.
- in 7, 8, 9. He's doing he best.
Go straight right away.
- Good. - Good.
- No. - You have to put it in.
Goodness.
- That's four. - Sang-min has come to his senses.
- Amazing. - How long did he take?
He put all five of them in.
He took 9.41 seconds.
- I just need to do it faster then. - He did it in 9.41 seconds.
- Nice. - You did great.
- It's not an easy thing to do. - Aren't you dizzy?
Goodness.
- What's wrong? - You're just amazing.
He is good at everything.
He studied in Germany too.
He learned rice planting in Germany.
- You just need to do it faster than 9.41 seconds. - I'll try.
- I just need to finish this within nine seconds. - Good luck.
Ready. Go!
- It's 1, 2, - It's 1, 2,
- it's 3, 4. - You're doing well.
- He's spinning really well. - Yes.
- He's good at this. - It's 6, 7.
- It's 8. - He won't be able to stand up straight.
- And it's 10. Go. - You have to stand up straight.
- Nice. - Nice.
Amazing.
Done.
- He was really fast. - He was.
He did it in 7.03 seconds.
It was seven seconds?
How are we supposed to win against him?
Told you so. He studied this in Berlin.
- It's... - He's amazing.
amazing.
But the other team has Mr. Min. He's an ace.
- How are supposed to win that team? - Just believe in me.
Can we do that?
Then our village chief should go first.
- Yes, I should go first. - The ace should go last.
- Okay. - The village chief should be the one who's good at this.
- Ready. - He'll do well.
- It's 1, 2, - It's 1, 2,
- it's 3, 4. - He spins well.
- Its 4, 5. - He should be.
- He's going to be the village chief. - Breath with your nose.
It's seven.
- It's 8, 9, and 10. - If he holds his nose, of course he can't breathe.
Go.
- It's really dizzy. - The time is ticking.
- He's fast. - You have to put it in the cup.
- He's fast. - He is?
You should look at the timer.
Did he break the record?
He did well, but it took him 8.87 seconds.
He didn't break the record.
I should go.
- He's our last card. - Show them to us.
My muscles are the most important thing.
Alright.
If Jong-kook's team wins,
- we'll exchange the cultivator's engine to Turbo engine. - Turbo?
That's only if you break the record.
He'll also change our house keys to Mikeys.
Yes. Mikeys for the houses and Turbo engine for the cultivators.
The house direction should also change to Jung-nam direction.
That's a good idea.
I'm going to do that for all the houses.
- Jung-nam direction. - Ready.
- He's arms are too thick. - You're right.
I couldn't spin because I couldn't breathe.
Ready. Go.
- It's 1, 2, - He's spinning clockwise.
- it's 3, 4, - He's placing his one foot in the center.
- it's 5, 6, - He's spinning slower.
- it's 7, 8, - I thought he'll be good at this because of "Running Man."
- it's 9. - He'll run fast, though.
- and it's 10. - Just put them in fast.
What's happening?
Where is it?
He can't balance himself.
- Rice planting. - He's too slow.
- Rice planting. - Isn't he fast?
- How long did he take? - I think it's more than 10 seconds.
- How long? - The match between the chief candidates,
- were really close. - Was it?
Didn't I win?
- I'm sure I won. - Jong-kook did it in 8.57 seconds.
- Jong-kook was faster. - He won.
I'm happy that I won the other candidate.
It was 8.57 seconds.
We are almost over.
We have one last person. He's the ace in Jong-hyuk's team.
(He's the best at spinning on the spot.)
(My name is Dummy Kyung-hoon.)
(I don't know what dizziness feels like.)
I know that he is good,
but he takes a bit of time after spinning.
- Right. - That's the problem.
He's the best when it comes to spinning. Remember last year,
when our village went all dark?
He made electricity by spinning.
I did?
- He did. - He turned in circles for eight hours.
Then I'll try spinning now.
- I'm ready. - Okay. Go.
- It's 1, 2, 3, - It's 1, 2, 3,
- You should give him extra points for this. - He's right.
- You should give him 0.5 seconds. - it's 7,8,9...
- and 10. - Done.
You should give him extra 0.5 seconds.
- Hurry up. - He's putting all his effort.
Good, good.
Finish it up.
Done!
How long was it?
- Wait a second. - How long was it?
- Tell us. - You should all sit down first.
- Amazing. - He's amazing.
- Is this over? - The chief candidates should do a rematch.
- Right. - I was only looking at the cups.
He has the skill.
Only if we had the skill.
So, who won?
You know who is the winning team for now, right?
- It's our team. - We finished it in 7 seconds.
- This is a world record. - How long did he take?
- I think we won. - How come?
- If it starts with six, then we win. - It has to be six seconds?
What's the milliseconds?
- It starts with figure one. - It's one?
If...
we get a higher number, that means we lose.
It's eight.
Is it 6.81 seconds?
- It's 7! - It's 6!
- Is it 6.81 seconds? - Is it 5 seconds?
- It's 7! - It's 6!
- Is it 5? - Is it 6?
(Young-chul's record was 7.03 seconds.)
- We won! - We won!
(Frustrated)
You're amazing.
From now on, the chief of the village is...
- Lee Jong-hyuk. - He's the village chief.
- He's the village chief. - You don't need muscles to be the village chief.
- Congratulations. - We'll admit that we've lost.
I'll sing a song for you to congratulate you.
It's such a beautiful proposal.
My members have come too.
- You mean the Turbo members? - No way.
Why are you making that kind of lie?
Give us the music.
("Hot Sugar" by Turbo)
I'm going to do this.
(It's a party.)
(It's time for everyone to become one.)
Goodness.
Nice.
(He's like one of the villagers.)
(The new village chief is excited.)
Where are you guys from? From Cheonan?
Where are you guys from?
- It's nice, isn't it? - Yes, it is.
Dance, dance!
Amazing.
(Congratulations to the village chief.)
(Coming up next, the trailer of the new students, BLACKPINK.)
(Summer's special: Ask Us Anything Ghost Story)
(BLACKPINK ghosts have gathered.)
(The brothers were happy because of their dances.)
(It was to let their guards down.)
(The horror made them tremble in fear.)
I don't want to be in this school any longer.
I think they ran away because they're scared.
Let's change all the colors here to black and pink.
Let's change the name of the representative.
(Creaking)
(Scared)
(Let's turn Ask Us Anything into black and pink.)
We didn't turn that that much.
What do you mean?
I meant our body.
Appearance doesn't matter.
What do you think about Young-chul?
But I still need an average-looking man.
(She is very honest.)
(She displays her ability with a water bottle.)
Ji-soo.
You shouldn't underestimate us.
Do you still see us Ask Us Anything brothers?
(They have finally shown their real self.)
(Surprised)
(They began to do their real activities.)
(Screaming)
(The woman ghost has made her appearance.)
Hand over this school to us.
Each of you should give me 30 dollars to me.
(If you do, then I'll send you to the other world in peace.)
(It's a competition to conquer the Ask Us Anything School.)
(Ask Us ghosts versus BLACKPINK ghosts)
You go out to meet Jang-hoon.
(Sadako has come.)
You should live a cursed life forever.
(The ghosts have conquered the school.)
(On Saturdays, at 8:50pm. Don't miss it!)
(On hot summer night in July,)
(at a quiet bath house.)
(The men gathered here.)
(The night deepens.)
(They stay up the night.)
(The aftereffect is too big.)
- Don't we have to stand in line? - We are already standing in line.
Don't we have to stand in line?
- Then someone should stand in line. - We are standing in line right now!
You should remarry. You shouldn't live alone.
You're making me upset.
(What's happened to Su-geun the night before?)
(If you are curious of what happened,)
(then watch, "Goblin," airing on Sunday, July 30th, at 6:30pm.)
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